The well of horniness: anything but dry   

An all female "live-show" production with high camp, low brow. 

BALTIMORE, Maryland - May 5th, 2015 – Holly Hughes’ The Well of Horniness is a hilarious and wild send up of the film-noir detective genre putting the focus on the women in this all-female Baltimore premiere. As director Julianne Franz says, this play is "a lust-filled lover who woos you with wit while in a full-on panic to get your clothes off”. This outrageous comedy by playwright, lesbian icon, and Iron Crow Theatre Advisory Board member Holly Hughes is sure to be sexy, funny, and with just the right amount of mania expected of a live-show with a studio audience.

A lively production with a style similar to what one would expect of watching SNL or a late-night talk show, this will be an evening at the theater filled with laughter. Full of innuendo, sexiness, and a bit of chaos, the play provides homage to the decades of past ranging from 1940's radio shows, 1960's sitcoms, and 1980's pop-culture. The story is that of the hidden world of the Tridelta Tribads, a sinister, Sapphic sorority. When one of their members gets murdered in the powder room of the Vixen’s Den Dinner Theatre, it’s up to Garnet McClit, “lady detective” to solve the case.

Directed by Julianne Franz and featuring: Andrea Bush,  Autumn Breaud, Katie Hileman, Kelly Hutchison, Miranda Kosten, Chloe Mikala, Elizabeth Scollan and Ann Turiano. Costumes by Wil Crowther, Lighting by Chris Flint, Set by Mollie Singer, Sound by Julianne Franz and Stage Managed by Heather Lynn Peacock (Iron Crow Theatre Artistic Associate and Resident Stage Manager). 

All performances at Baltimore Theatre Project located at 45 West Preston Street, Baltimore, MD 21201

Tickets: $22 – General Admission; $17 – Seniors/Educators/Military; $10 – Students CASH ONLY
For more information and ticket reservations visit or call 443-637-CROW (2769).


Written by: Holly Hughes
Directed by: Julianne Franz
Opening Night, Friday, June 5th at 8pm

Friday, June 5th at 8:00 pm
Saturday, June 6th at 8:00 pm
Thursday, June 11th at 8:00 pm
Friday, June 12th at 8:00 pm
Saturday, June 13th at 8:00 pm
Sunday, June 14th at 7:00 pm
Wednesday, June 17th at 8:00 pm
Thursday, June 18th at 8:00 pm
Friday, June 19th at 8:00 pm
Saturday, June 20th at 8:00pm

Iron Crow Theatre is a tax-exempt 501(c)(3) not-for-profit professional theater. 

Please note: This production contains adult language and themes.

IRON CROW THEATRE is the theatre of mischief and subversion, a queer theatre celebrating the renegade and the unorthodox, in all of us, reflecting the diverse stories of our community and the world in which we live. We produce and create professional new work, re-imagine well-known stories, and seek out innovative scripts. Our work ignites conversation and all voices are welcome. 


Press Contact:
Tanner Medding
Iron Crow Theatre
(443) 637-2769

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